广东省

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Stereotype Some More Lah!

Look at how bad stereotyping is! (but then again, I had a good time entertaining myself while reading it)

According to wikipedia on ethnic stereotypes, stereotypes of Chinese are:-

Superstitous, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers 
Poor singers/dancers 
Inscrutable 
Eat fish heads 
Eat cats and dogs 
Speak loud 
Hock loogies and spit indiscriminately in public 
Hard-working 
Not individualistic 
Asexual 
Tiny penis and testicles 
Martial arts 
Devious and conniving 
Suspicious of non-Chinese 
Filthy 
Awful drivers 

Blog, Oh Blog

Mom went to Taman Negara for holiday with colleagues for two nights; sister has gone back to hostel; dad sleeps early as usual; bro has his own home now; bro doesn't click with me all that well anymore; boyfriend's busy and far away.

Loneliness attacks me like a monster. Thank goodness I haven't feel insecured. Why? Perhaps I'm expecting soemthing worse, I've played it in my mind over and over again.

I've to be more optimistic and contented. I mean, I'm so loved. And I could love. Oh yeah.

Oh, today at the pool, sis and I tried to achieve some crazy thoughts. Bro is born with advantage when comes to swimming with his long limbs, even though he doesn't do it properly. So sis and I, the shorties aka smarties-wannabe, thought we could challenge him if we're as long (while swimming i really think this is a better word than "tall" :p) as bro. So we tried "lengthenning" ourselves - she be my arms and i be her legs, in other words, we try to move as a figure by holding on to each other while we try to swim as one. We started off with front crawl, was bloody funny. We laughed so hard, I laughed in the water while holding on to her feet, so much so that I could hear my own laughter in the water and laughed even harder. What's so funny? Just imagine you being so ambitious, thinking that you could outsmart someone, you swim so hard using only your hands/legs, but no matter what you just don't move forward, yet you don't sink! Gosh, I'm still laughing as I type. Oh my god, haha!

Anyway, later we tried doing that for breast stroke, and we actually did a few laps. Each time we tot we're almost "enlightened", we laugh so hard we lost it again. Goodness! A few guys swimming at the nearby lanes actually stared at us, and I saw a guy keeping up with us to find out what we were doing actually. I gues she must be thinking, "what on earth are you doing? i've never seen anything dumber than this!" He followed us for a lap, if you wanna know how curious he is, anyway.

Later we tried backstroke, I almost sprained my wrists; And we tried butterfly, theoretically it's be the best style to do it "as one" but butterfly and I, no way. So since we can't do it, I kept keeping sis strokes hard but move no forward. haha.

ok. bad english. i'm done.

i miss blogging.